Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Kya kar rahe ho

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar raha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se


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